LOL – April 25

A lady in a bar walks to the barman and puts her finger into his mouth. He lustfully licks and sucks each finger. She then said: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper.”

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Juan: Pare, nasusuka ako kaya lang hindi ako masuka
Pedro: Madali lang yun pare, sundot mo tonsil mo.
(sinundot ang tonsil)
Juan: Hindi pa rin eh.
Pedro: Try mo sundot puwet mo.
(Sinundot ang puwet)
Juan: Hindi pa rin eh.
Pedro: Ngayon isundot mo ulit sa bibig mo.

(txt msg)

3 Responses to “LOL – April 25”

  1. Waa … I hope I will not be that “barman” … lolz ….

  2. Can I get a SSS ID even I don’t have a SSS number ?pls need help what to do

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